Q: Pigskin ,
PAX: Chef, Spud, Luau (F3 Gwinnett), Toll Road, Doubtfire, Mutt, Holy Water, Prime-Time, Pigskin, Formica, YouTube, Miyagi
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Ideal Conditions to spend time with some elite High Impact Men!
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG:
:male-construction-worker::octagonal_sign:Buford’s Back Roads Beatdown:male-construction-worker::octagonal_sign:
On a crisp morning in the shadow of Buford’s second most expensive landmark (because priorities), a fearless band of Pax set out to conquer roughly 2.5 miles of winding back roads and questionable life choices.
The mission? Simple on paper. Legendary in execution.
We navigated the scenic perimeter of the $63 million football cathedral like true scholars of pavement, hitting 6 meticulously planned stops because nothing says “organized fitness” like stopping just when you find a rhythm.
At 5 of those stops, the Pax handled business:
– 25 push-ups
– 25 bodyweight squats
No complaints. No negotiations. Just quiet acceptance… and heavy breathing.
And then… the moment Buford didn’t ask for, but absolutely received…
At one special solo station, we took it upon ourselves to bless the local passersby with a dazzling display of Booty-Bouncing Monkey Humpers.
Confusion was high. Eye contact was avoided. Memories were made.
By the end:
– Miles were logged
– Legs were taxed
– Core was cooked
– Reputation in the neighborhood… questionable at best!
But spirits? High.
Strong work by all Pax. Buford’s back roads may never be the same.
MARY: Big-Boy Twist for the 6th and Plank Holds at the end.
COT: All Prayers said and Unsaid.
