Q: Homer ,
PAX: Luau (F3 Gwinnett), Double Fault(3rdF Q/Sterling SiteQ), landlocked, Homer, Precious, Not Potty Mouth, Pigskin, Birdie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
“Is everything a joke to you, Fletch?”
Irwin Fletcher would be a great F3 Pax. Seems like he’d be most interested in the mumblechatter.
Warmup on the beach:
Definitely some stretching, alarm clocks, weed pickers, Hill Billy’s, Wind Mills, beach pissers, SSH
Alan Stanwyk comes to the beach and offers Fletch $1000 for coming to his house to hear a proposition.
“For an extra grand, I’ll let you take me out to dinner”
Mosey to Stanwyks house.
Thang 1 – The $1000 Partner’d Proposition – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MctmAjkNAoA
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Squats
– 400 Flutter Kicks (single count)
Finish First, help other teams.
Thang 2 Fletch’s four part investigation
Stop 1: Moon River
– 10 Burpees. “Moon River” Bending over at the bottom is optional. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfZiAiYNcI8
Stop 2: It’s All Ball Bearings
– I think it’s the Bypass Line… Spin the Bearings (20 Freddie Mercury): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJYNZirQCU
Stop 3: Chief Karlin
– Plank 30 seconds & Al Gore 30 seconds & balls to wall30: while being interrogated, “What’s your name.” Fletch. F. Fletch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMhixR1NJE
Along the way to “club” : Car Chase Indian Run to Pile – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQLfylZeMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh2-K6Qk_0U
Thang 3: I knew this is where my mouth would be – Can I borrow your towel? my car hit a water buffalo.
Circle up for coupon work:
– Fletch orders on the Underhill’s Account https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjiQ7bp66v8
– Caviar: Better just 2 portions (20 curls)
– Lobster: (20 grab and press)
– 2 Bottles of Dom (20 OHP)
– $30 for your self (Choose your own)
Mary
After figuring out that Stanwyk was secretly married and was running drugs for Karlin, Plotting to kill Fletch, Fletch wraps the case and flies off to Rio with Gail, on Stanwyk’s tickets and the Underhills’ account, so the Mary is the trip.
– Case Closed – Box Cutters
– Takeoff: 10 V-ups as the plane lifts off.
– In Flight: Superman hold, arms out like wings.
– Rio Beach: 20 flutter kicks, “swimming” in the ocean.
– Charge It to the Underhills: Gas Pumpers
