[ao-coliseum] Bonsai Birthday Beatdown

AO: ao-coliseum
Q: Miyagi
PAX: Chef, Snowscape, Daniel-san, Tickles, Miyagi, Precious, Bonsai, Gortado, Pigskin (68/175), Big Dill, Snowscape, Diamond, Watts, Enterprise
FNGs: 4 Snowscape, Diamond, Watts, Enterprise
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: pouring rain so we went to the parking deck

WARMUP: Sun Gods, Side Squats, Absolutions, 15s

THE THANG: partner exercises

Pain on Aisle 4
One PAX does Walmart Burpees while other PAX goes down the field then runs back and switches.
Modes of transportation:
1. Bear Crawl
2. Lunges
3. Crab Walk
4. Bernie Sanders

Wing Chun Derkins
One PAX holds Al Gore, other PAX puts feet on their hips and does decline merkins. 15-count then switch, x3.

Goodbye Mufasa
One PAX lies down and grabs other PAX’s ankles. Lying PAX does a leg lift, then standing PAX shoves their legs down to the ground. Lying PAX must engage core to stop their feet from hitting the ground. 15-count then switch, x3.

Dora 150’s
Perform 150 merkins, 150 big boy sit-ups, and 150 Bobby Hurley’s. One PAX exercises while other PAX runs lap around green space, then switch.

Duck Jousting
Free for all. Must stay within designated area. PAX must duck walk, and try to knock each other over by bumping and pushing. Arms must stay crossed in front of chest. Do 10 burpees when eliminated. Last one standing is winner.

MARY: n/a

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bonsai’s 15th Birthday!!

COT:
– praise!! Pigskin (68/175)’s daughter accepted into Buford City Schools
– Pray for Snowscape’s fiancé (she pulled her back)
– Pray for wisdom for Chef as he parents a 13-year-old daughter